riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
fawkes-: what is life really all about? why are we here? well i’ll tell you. it’s the hokey pokey. that’s what it’s all about.
but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
The Doctor: brb
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
dekutree: one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99 I have yet to watch One Piece but LOOOL
in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want
chrisynova: i am a strong independent anime character who don’t need no senpai
fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
fishingboatproceeds: allthingsbagel: fishingboatproceeds: danisnotonfire: amazingphil: kickthepj: crabstickz: People Are Easy To Kill is that john green no
ponderism: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. #and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are...
I forgot to tell you guys, but at the Renaissance Faire everything was super accurate and everyone was dressed up in the correct clothing, and I’m staring in awe, and walking past comes…… SOMEONE COSPLAYING AS THE ELEVENTH DOCTOR. IT WAS LIKE HE TOOK THE TARDIS BACK IN TIME AND AHH I LOVE HOW CLEVER PEOPLE ARE.
jaredhower: i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
brooklynandthefrenchkiss: Alaska smoked to die, and Augustus smoked to prove he wouldn’t.
doctorxrose: walk into the club like
wootnerd: whattawiseguy: I’m so sick, SO so sick. You add that to the fibro pain and the fact that I’m too nauseous to take my pain meds, which in turn make me nauseous if I don’t take them…. I’m just so incredibly miserable, you have no idea. I need to stop complaining on tumblr but IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. That’s okay. It sucks. I understand. I am getting over being ‘sicker.’ Put a virus...
Also I got really bad heat stroke this weekend to where I was immobile, sobbing and dry heaving and Zach sat and rubbed a wet washcloth on my forehead for over an hour. He’s just way too good for me and there’s no way I deserve him.
I’m so sick, SO so sick. You add that to the fibro pain and the fact that I’m too nauseous to take my pain meds, which in turn make me nauseous if I don’t take them…. I’m just so incredibly miserable, you have no idea. I need to stop complaining on tumblr but IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.