whattawiseguy: Archive

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i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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Holy shit

So I was thinking about my old best friend from 5th and 6th grade, Bailey, and how I missed her. She moved away a long time ago and I haven’t seen her since, so I’ve been FaceBook stalking her, and SHE IS A PROFESSIONAL MODEL NOW. DAYUMM GIRL WORK IT. (She’s in the yellow dress) She’s been on the red carpet, the runway, photoshoots, etc. It’s so weird to think...

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My mom

is seriously considering getting my tonsils taken out since they are constantly swollen and red. Sounds painful, but if I get to live off of ice cream, I am okay with this.

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xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

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