what the box says: serves four what it means: serves me
lordvoldie: I love how tumblr goes through shitloads of different obsessions and they’re the only thing people reblog or post about, but when it all dies down, harry potter is still there
mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
hardcorerockinn: I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
positivelyindecent: man-bro-bukkake-theater: ivanoooze: coagulates: right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side. they actually have their bibles open o…….k…. IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS I...
GREATEST MISUNDERSTANDING EVER.
codys-so-mpreg: rakopandomowl: starspades: happynstanceimaging: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: fire-kissed: thehoboacrossthestreet: Oh. My. Lord. holy shit ashdkjas fuck this is genius
basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you